Thursday, March 22, 2007

Top 10 reasons Dunkin Donuts is better than Starbucks

Top 10 reasons Dunkin Donuts is better than Starbucks


  1. Starbucks is owned by Phillip Morris, the cigarette company.

  2. Dunkin Donuts isn’t.

  3. Dunkin Donuts was made popular by its coffee, not by elitist yuppie assholes who go there because they believe it’s a status symbol.

  4. You won’t find people hanging out in a Dunkin Donuts comparing the size of their laptops.

  5. Dunkin Donuts has a menu with drink sizes written in English.

  6. Starbucks doesn’t.

  7. Coffee at Dunkin Donuts doesn’t cost 4 dollars.

  8. At Dunkin Donuts, you don’t need a pocket guide on learning the lingo (yes, Starbucks actually publishes a guide for this purpose).

  9. I don’t need my coffee drinking experience to be pretentious and trendy, just tasty.

  10. Dunkin Donuts has better tasting coffee–isn’t this what its all about?